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  Song titles in the new song book

  by kurtbethel in

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  i have not seen the new song book yet, since i have not managed to ever set foot in a kingdom hall, and i got to wondering about them.

  it seems that jws have this need to speak in secret code so that they stand apart from christians, and i was thinking it might find its way into the song book.

  so i was wondering what the song titles would be like.

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  The Scotsman

  Some of my personal favourites from the new song book are

  Failed Prophecy – we did it again.

  Clap your hands its Armageddon.

  Knock Knock – guess who’s there?

  Smile – destruction is near.

  Stay awake - at the convention.

  Judicial committees – feel the love.

  The ministry – it’s better than walking the streets.

  Satan does not like Jehovah’s Witnesses.

  Internet – evil at your fingertips.

  The world outside will kill you.

  The bread and wine is not for you.
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  Well my "winter' yard decorations have caught the Elders attention !!!!!

  by troubled mind in

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  wow i guess the elders still do exisist !

  i wasn't sure since they have only stopped by once in the last almost four yrs.. here is what has them all in a tissy........ i guess the lighted deer and lights on the railing screams christmas .....i was going for cheerful winter ,guess i overshot.. .

  here is how the conversation went :.

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  ((( we have been inactive now for almost four yrs )))

  Isn't it disgusting that they still hold people accountable for their actions even after such a long time.

  Your decorations look great.

  Heavy snow here in the west coast of Scotland tonight - very festive.

  The Scotsman
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  Well my "winter' yard decorations have caught the Elders attention !!!!!

  by troubled mind in

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  wow i guess the elders still do exisist !

  i wasn't sure since they have only stopped by once in the last almost four yrs.. here is what has them all in a tissy........ i guess the lighted deer and lights on the railing screams christmas .....i was going for cheerful winter ,guess i overshot.. .

  here is how the conversation went :.

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  Yep - looks like you are well and truly rumbled.

  You will now be disfellowshipped and die at armageddon.

  ps = have yourself a merry little christmas.....
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  why did I not heed the warning? I knew the hard drive was on its way out.....let this be a warning

  by SnakesInTheTower in

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  i heard the tell tale clattering noises..... yet...did i bother to back anything up...noooooo.

  did i go to the store and buy that external hard drive with the automatic back up software?.....noooooo.

  yep...hard drive crashed....data unrecoverable (probably is recoverable but for what cost?..

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  Take your hard drive and put it into the freezer - thats right - in the freezer.

  Let is get covered in frosty ice particles.

  Then take it out and plug it straight back in to a PC/Laptop or via a USB interface cable. It wont give you long but perhaps long enough to recover some data.

  The cold makes the Hard Drives platters contract slightly allowing the reader to do its job - as its heats up they start to expand again and the reader starts to touch the platters - which is almost certainly the problem with your drive - the reader should never actually have physical contact with the platters.

  The scotsman
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  I'm out

  by HappyGuy in

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  there are a half dozen or so self appointed thought police on this board who are harassing me.

  now one of them is talking trash about my wife.. i don't need this kind of stupidity in my life.. i'm out..

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  Sorry to hear that.

  There are a few idiots on here - but as was said - you'll get that everywhere.

  Is JWN losing its MoJo????
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  A Question regarding Spirits?

  by cantleave in

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  whisky - which is best?.

  scottish, irish or bourbon?.

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  ""You are sadly mistaken, my friend. No one does whiskey like the Irish.""

  I agree the Irish are good at the old whisky - but yae canny beet a wee dram of the genuine article from Scotland.

  The scots are rubbish at fitba but were great and making (and drinking) whisky.
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  A Question regarding Spirits?

  by cantleave in

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  whisky - which is best?.

  scottish, irish or bourbon?.

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  WHAT!!!

  You've got to ask????

  Scottish Whisky is by far the best - and let me tell you, I have tried many!

  I like the other spirits out there but the scots have got the best.

  I would recommend that you go with a single malt rather than a blend. Bowmore, old Pulteney or Auchentoshan are smashin.

  I may come across ever so slightly biased on this subject!!!
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  Do You Believe......

  by chapstick in

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  as we all know the net is chock full in conspiracy theories, bible prophets and end of the world prognosticators.

  some of the things being promoted are ufo invasions, end of the world in 2012, asteroid strikes, the rapture, aliens disquising themselves as humans, a one world government and a new world currency.

  all this just scratches the surface.

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  If the 2012 prophecies are anything like the movie they are sure to disappoint! Though it is an interesting subject. The Mayans calender points to Dec 21 2012 as the rebirth of the world I think. Tell you what Dec 20th 2012 - what a party that will be!!!!
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  How are you faders doing?

  by pat1060 in

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  just wondering how all you slow faders are doing.i know this subject is discussed many times,but personally i wish it was more.we should post every once in a while just to say how we are doing,we need to encourage each other.as for me,it is still going very slow.right now i'm looking into the history that is being covered up.i have learned so much just by reading the older threads.it is very painful for me because this was the truth.and to be finding out so much crap that 99% of jw don't even know,it just is unbelievable.i have cut my field service down,and miss more meetings then i ever did.i'm hoping the sister that is in my face all the time,trying to help me,will forget about me soon......so how are you doing?.

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  My fade is doing nicely - thanks for asking. It has now been 1 year, and 10 months since my last meeting. Elders have not visited for ages now - they finally got the message. Though I do expect the pre-memorial visit early next year. There is life after Watchtower - ah freedom!!!!!!!
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  Evolution in Action: Birth of New Species Witnessed by Scientists

  by Elsewhere in

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  what more do the creationists want?

  http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/11/speciation-in-action/.

  on one of the galapagos islands whose finches shaped the theories of a young charles darwin, biologists have witnessed that elusive moment when a single species splits in two.. in many ways, the split followed predictable patterns, requiring a hybrid newcomer whod already taken baby steps down a new evolutionary path.

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  Yep, those pictures of birds that appear to have made more birds has convinced me utterly that evolution must be true!!!!!!!!

  This is yet another example of variation "within" a species being punted as "proof" for the adult fairytale that is evolution.